george called in sick today

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bbychocobo:

georgecjiujitsu:

bbychocobo:

georgecjiujitsu:

bbychocobo:

It’s a sad world we live in when I make a text post saying I’m proud of myself and someone feels the need to immediately come bitch at me through an anonymous message.

Sry ur life sucks and you’re annoyed at my happiness. *z snap*

Wow.

WHATCHU WOWIN AT

DAMN GIRL CHILL!! I’m wowing at the douche anon!!

GOOD THING, BOO.

you called me boo..that made me giggle

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bbychocobo:

georgecjiujitsu:

bbychocobo:

It’s a sad world we live in when I make a text post saying I’m proud of myself and someone feels the need to immediately come bitch at me through an anonymous message.

Sry ur life sucks and you’re annoyed at my happiness. *z snap*

Wow.

WHATCHU WOWIN AT

DAMN GIRL CHILL!! I’m wowing at the douche anon!!

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bbychocobo:

It’s a sad world we live in when I make a text post saying I’m proud of myself and someone feels the need to immediately come bitch at me through an anonymous message.

Sry ur life sucks and you’re annoyed at my happiness. *z snap*

Wow.

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trianglejake: jiu-jitsu-al: New guy at the dojo, please: Stop saying that you «trained UFC before». UFC is not a sport. MMA is. No, your old karate kimono won’t do the job, bro. Get yourself a BJJ gi. Stop saying you would do better if strikes were allowed. Actually that would probably be even worse. Stop saying stuffs like: «He choked me with my own gi, that is unfair!». You are embarrassing yourself. You know what? Stop talking unless you have a question.  A real one, these are always welcome. When, asked by the professor, a blue belt is showing you the very basics of jiu-jitsu, don’t argue. The guy is doing you a favor. Don’t get too excited when a purple belt gives you his back. He is toying with you. Stop struggling to get out of that arm bar, you are going to hurt yourself. In fact, tapping is the first move you should learn. Next time you twist my fingers, I will twist your spine. Don’t bully white belt girls so you can claim you beat someone on your first class. Remember they are our friends. It is a jiu-jitsu school, not a fight club. That is the reason why I didn’t break your shoulder earlier.  So calm down. And finally shut up during challenge matches.  Watch and learn. Oh, I almost forgot. Yes BJ Penn got his black belt in three years. But you won’t. Inspired by a real douchebag This

trianglejake:

jiu-jitsu-al:

New guy at the dojo, please:

Stop saying that you «trained UFC before». UFC is not a sport. MMA is.

No, your old karate kimono won’t do the job, bro. Get yourself a BJJ gi.

Stop saying you would do better if strikes were allowed. Actually that would probably be even worse.

Stop saying stuffs like: «He choked me with my own gi, that is unfair!». You are embarrassing yourself.

You know what? Stop talking unless you have a question.  A real one, these are always welcome.

When, asked by the professor, a blue belt is showing you the very basics of jiu-jitsu, don’t argue. The guy is doing you a favor.

Don’t get too excited when a purple belt gives you his back. He is toying with you.

Stop struggling to get out of that arm bar, you are going to hurt yourself. In fact, tapping is the first move you should learn.

Next time you twist my fingers, I will twist your spine.

Don’t bully white belt girls so you can claim you beat someone on your first class. Remember they are our friends.

It is a jiu-jitsu school, not a fight club. That is the reason why I didn’t break your shoulder earlier.  So calm down.

And finally shut up during challenge matches.  Watch and learn.

Oh, I almost forgot. Yes BJ Penn got his black belt in three years. But you won’t.

Inspired by a real douchebag

This

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theanticool:

These are journalist Klima Pessanha’s OFFICIAL UFC rankings.

I want you to look at them VERY VERY carefully.

Do you see the problem?

Now, I believe everyone is entitled to their opinion. That being said if the UFC is going to allow the press to their rank their fighters, why not someone who actually watches the sport?  Like me?

lol wtf

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BJJ LIFE STYLE: What your belt means.

beesaurus:

trianglejake:

tmccarverjr:

What Are the Requirements For Each Brazilain Jiu Jitsu Belt?

White Belt: A white belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is a beginner—no experience and absolutely new to the art. A white belt is someone who is still learning the basics of BJJ from the positions to basic fundamental submission and…

Not bad overall but i disagree with most of the times listed for each belt.

I feel a little more confident about me getting a blue belt now. I still thought that it was way too early but I can see how my coaches wanted me to develop my own game.

The best quote I heard about BJJ is that your journey doesn’t start until you’re a black belt. Everything up until your black belt are just fundamentals.

Are you a blue currently